I'd buy it and modify it. I'd change a few gizmoids, reverse the polarity, and put in a transversal mode switch that controls voltage to the furnaschnazz. Lastly, I'd glue a 1959 quarter over the centaur's face.
The headline is wrong. It states: "JHS’ JOSH SCOTT IS SELLING THE FIRST KLON CENTAUR FOR $500,000." No he isn't. Something is 'sold' when someone 'buys' it, and that won't happen. Cheap publicity stunt.
Josh has already stated this was meant tongue in cheek and he absolutely does not expect it to sell for $500K. Josh has a weird sense of humor.