Man to men: Anyone else ever had a hemorrhoid?

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  1. ThebiggestJerk

    ThebiggestJerk Senior Stratmaster

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    47y/o... got my first one this week. Talk about a royal pain in the arse.
     
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    TMI dude...TMI
     
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    It burst earlier... yowza!
     
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    This actually makes sense now
     
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    Sooner or later everyones gonna get them, it’s the law of gravity, just saying and they ain’t no joke. Theres only 2 ways you can avoid them. You could live in outer space or chit upside down.
     
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    Change what you're sitting on, or how you're sitting. I gave up a desk chair and a couch and they haven't returned.
     
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    They have medicine for them, you know?
     
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    Not yet.
     
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    That sucks. But we do have ladies on this forum. They get hemorrhoids too.
     
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    Sure.....but I've had so any other pain in the asses in my life one more was no big deal.
     
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    Yes, but we don't post about them.
     
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    I've never had a hemorrhoid, but several hold or have held political office.
     
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    there are several on this site
     
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    Yes...I've had a club membership for over twenty years :oops:.
     
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