My Dog ate my Homework

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  1. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Dr. Stratster Gold Supporting Member Silver Member

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    Wait a minute
    I don't have a dog
    Well then my back pocket made a call
    No
    I don't have back pockets
    So
    It's Friday
    On Fridays Mrs vacuums
    That's the day i bring the phone in from the pickup to charge it.(an orderly life)
    Cat knocked it off the counter
    Played with it
    Brought up the text application
    Doesn't know any contact Nos.
    Good..
     
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    ThreeChordWonder Senior Stratmaster

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    My homework ate my dog.

    Meet Homework:

    download (2).jpeg
     
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    Boubou Senior Stratmaster Gold Supporting Member

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    My dog ate 2 snarks, 2 remote controls, 1 pair of glasses, 2 mouth guards a few other Nick naks, but she is a good girl now
     
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    HazyPurple Without stress... my life would be empty Silver Member

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    It wasn't the dog!

    It was the cat!

    I have photographic evidence;

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    I had a young black lab that had a chew all you can find phase when she was a pup...

    She chewed and destroyed:

    One Phillips electric shaver (I had to put the piece together to recognized what it was)
    Wife's 3 pairs of jeans (Only chewed and ate the crotch)
    One Sound system remote control (Could only tell by the battery cover)

    Then she stopped, she always had plenty of chew toys but couldn't resist pickup up our stuff !

    Go figure !
     
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    thomquietwolf Dr. Stratster Gold Supporting Member Silver Member

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    LMAO, I just love the face she makes when realise you were filming...

    ---- Huh ! Wassup ! -----
     
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    Kittens grow up so quickly!
     
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    nosmo Strat-O-Master Gold Supporting Member

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    One of my fiance's cats would tear up paper and cardboard boxes like that. She'd do it at night while we were sleeping, and in the morning the whole living room floor would be filled with torn paper. Yes, we tried to clean up and hide the stuff, but she'd always manage to find something.
     
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    Ate as in "swallowed"? You must have put the vet's kid through a year of college.