My Guitars Are Better Than Any Other Guitars Because?

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  1. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    1. They are my guitars
    2. They are my guitars
    3. They are my guitars
    4. They are my guitars
    5. They are my guitars
     
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  2. Believer7713

    Believer7713 The Pink Bunnyman Frankenstein Silver Member

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    But mine are better than yours! Don't believe me?
    Well.... they are! Because they are mine!
     
  3. Believer7713

    Believer7713 The Pink Bunnyman Frankenstein Silver Member

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    Oh yeah, they splooge awesome sauce too! Can your guitars do that? HMMMMMM?!?
     
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    Bob the builder Most Honored Senior Member

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    Mine's bestest cuz they're mine's
    AND they're all black
    Thuupppttt!!!
     
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  5. CB91710

    CB91710 No GAS shortage here Double Platinum Supporting Member

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    This is my guitar. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    My guitar is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

    Without me, my guitar is useless. Without my guitar, I am useless. I must play my guitar true. I must play cleaner than my enemy who is trying to beat me. I must get the audition before he gets the audition. I will ...

    My guitar and I know that what counts on stage is not the notes we play, the noise of our amp, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the soul that count. We will ...

    My guitar is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its bridge and its neck. I will keep my guitar clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...

    Before God, I swear this creed. My guitar and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

    So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!
     
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  6. cranky

    cranky Senior Stratmaster

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    It's actually that exact reason why I figure everyone else's guitars are better than mine.
     
  7. StratUp

    StratUp Senior Stratmaster

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    “Yea though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Death Metal, I shall fear no shredder band... because I am the bluesiest guitar player in the Valley.”
     
  8. Cyberi4n

    Cyberi4n Strat-O-Master

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    Because I said so, because I said so
     
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    Danny D Strat-O-Master

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    You swiped my answer! But yours is better.
     
  10. Danny D

    Danny D Strat-O-Master

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    Socrates?
     
  11. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    Marine Corps.
     
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    duzie Senior Stratmaster

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    This is my rifle
    This is my gun :D
    Well in basic we said this :whistling:
     
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    FrieAsABird Strat-O-Master

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    Any guitar I get to play is a good guitar to me :)
     
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    Cerb Anti conformist reformist

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    But mostly because you're delusional :p
     
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    soulman969 Senior Stratmaster

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    6. And they're paid for. :D
     
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    Chicago Matt Strat-O-Master

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    It's very logical. My guitars are the best because they're mine (of course), but even more important, because I'm me and you're not. Duh! :p
     
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    Because I know how to pick a winner…and you don’t !
    :cool:
     
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  18. Dadocaster

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    Got them beat up and cheap for increased mojo.
     
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    Green Craig Senior Stratmaster

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    But Boe Jonamassa said they aren't different.
     
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  20. HazyPurple

    HazyPurple Without stress... my life would be empty Silver Member

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    With utmost respect, @Ebidis you are talkin'/key data importing total bollocks!

    Just my opinion, my Strat'is better than your Strat'(s).. lol