My Guitars Are Better Than Any Other Guitars Because?

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  1. CigBurn

    CigBurn Total Hack

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    Same, but in all caps with additional and emphatic punctuation.

    1. THEY ARE MY GUITARS!
    2. THEY ARE MY GUITARS!
    3. THEY ARE MY GUITARS!
    4. THEY ARE MY GUITARS!
    5. THEY ARE MY GUITARS!

    Also prepared a chart.

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  2. muttonbuster

    muttonbuster Strat-Talker

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    Because the ones I have that aren't better than yours live in the closet and aren't discussed.
     
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    Stonetone Most Honored Senior Member

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    1. They are my guitars

    +10 Don't want any Signature or anybody else's guitars I'm fine with mine :thumb:
     
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    Oh yes! Thank you.
     
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    i can make a squier play like a custom shop, or better.
     
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    I’m coming for the midnight wine strat!!!!
     
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    They aren't reliced...
     
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    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    It's hard to argue with a pie chart.
     
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  9. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    Yours could only be better than mine if yours were mine. But then they couldn't be better than mine, because they would also be mine. But they would still be better than yours because they would be mine. And if mine were yours then they would not be as good as mine.

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    Believer7713 The Pink Bunnyman Frankenstein Silver Member

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    What is scary is that I actually completely understand that.
     
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  11. of this world

    of this world Senior Stratmaster

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    same as before





    disclaimer: i actually thought this characterization of gulls was ignorant and probably contributed to even more stupid human cruelty towards them.
     
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    CB91710 No GAS shortage here Double Platinum Supporting Member

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    Easy for him to say when he owns more guitars than Guitar Center.
     
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    I can't say they are the best, they are probably not, but they are perfect for me. I have a personal connection with each of my instruments, either because it was first, or because of the circumstances I bought it, or because I did work on it. I like that there is something unique about each of them and it did not happen with every instrument I got. I have sold a bunch and I have no regrets about it but if I sell any of the ones I own now, I know the remorse will follow.
     
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    They are not better, I just own them. Enjoy!!!
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Platinum Supporting Member

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    I can't say my guitars are better than your guitars. Some have personality problems. And they are being a bad influence on the whole lot. I try so hard to give them a good home, those ungrateful degenerates. The bad ones have made it so bad that several good ones have decided to hang themselves by the neck! They certainly are NOT better than yours. What's a player to do? :eek:
     
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    My Guitars Are Better Than Any Other Guitars Because?

    Because you have a wild a$$ imagination.
     
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    Guitar Center has so many guitars, they're selling them!

    (Try the veal)
     
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    Beat me to it :thumb:.
     
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    Cause iam the one ....fingering them...who cares about guitars someone else fingers.....
     
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