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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Antstrat, Jun 10, 2021 at 3:15 PM.
Received nothing from nobody today!
Soon as I get a chance I'll post a detailed review.
Today is my new butt chewing day. I got cussed out by a forign phone scammer trying to pass as the Social Security Administration. I informed him that he had called a phone in the local Police Department fraud unit.
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Oooh...I'll have to add this one the bag of tricks. I like to give them a made up credit number (but with the correct leading digits)...usually end up getting kicked up to a "manager" who yells at me for wasting their time.
Yeah..I love how they start insulting your mother's virtue the minute the realize that you know they're fake.
I always string em along if I got time, playing dumb, asking them to repeat stuff, asking them to hold on, then coming back and starting all over.... When I finally get bored I ask if I can ask a question...
Usually something along the line of what do I win if I scratch the dot off your mom's head? A gas station or convenience store? And yes, I'm a dick. And no, I don't care.
How did it affect your tone?
It went from woody to transparent.
Ah, you got me.
Yeah..that was probably predictable.
Happy New Nothing Day!
Alright! Time for some celebratory music then:
If they're Indian, not that I have the slightest thing against Indians, I always ask them what caste they belong to. Then I say it must be Dalit to be trying to scam people on the phone. Dalit is the lowest caste in India. Supposedly the untouchables. They get freaking furious and come unglued every time! Apparently the social hierarchy there is extremely important! You should try it and see. It never gets old!