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  1. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    :D:D:D
     
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    Tuner Sandwich Strat-Talker

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    Ah, the timeless art of seduction.
     
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  3. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    The more you say no...to a point!:sneaky:

    "you know that look in a woman's eyes when she really wants sex? Yeah, me neither!"~Steve Martin:D
     
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    bchaffin72 The wizard next door..... Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Exactly what I mean. Gotta watch where it might lead! It's all fun and games until someone sticks a scorpion in your sock drawer and blames it on the hamster...........................
     
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  5. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    After a single visit I already have her cat who hates everyone begging for cuddles and biting my feet when I don't comply (he only does that to her):sneaky:
     
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  6. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 The wizard next door..... Strat-Talk Supporter

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    So many good jokes there, but I might get banned faster than you can say _____willow, so thanks but no thanks.....................:D
     
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  7. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    "Yes, he is the only one who can stroke my *****"~Mrs Slocum:D
     
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    Groovey Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Lucky dog...
     
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  9. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 The wizard next door..... Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Yeah, you see my dilemma here. Perhaps discretion IS the better part of valor. At least sometimes.....................:D
     
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    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I often find my way around the dung when I have to though.:D
     
  11. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    We will see oh yes...we will see!:whistling:
     
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    Go for it! Don't let life and love pass you by. Dude, DON'T LET LOVE PASS YOU BY!!!
     
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    Hahaha! You just made my day!!!
     
  14. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    We have had love for a long time but what is of issue now is what kind?:sneaky:
     
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  15. Bowmap

    Bowmap Thank You that have served and are serving. Gold Member

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    Is she a six pack girl?

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    Or does she prefer doing shots?

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    Actually, I hope it is a lot fun and enjoyment. What will be will be. Cheers.
     
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  16. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Harsh! I've only seen her drink white wine.:thumb:
     
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    Bowmap Thank You that have served and are serving. Gold Member

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    Ya do know I am only a year behind you? Seriously, I wish you the best.
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Sneak some tequila in the bottle and wait for the fireworks.:D
     
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    Bowmap Thank You that have served and are serving. Gold Member

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    I bet the fuse is already lit.
     
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  20. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 The wizard next door..... Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I can too, usually. But I'm also warped and my first thought was so crass that, while I can put lipstick on that particular pig, it's still clearly a pig. Potentially a very, very troublesome pig.................:eek::D
     
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