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  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    grandma asked me if i would cut her toenails.
    i was like," ble...ughll,,,,blechhhch"....
    and so there was no way.
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    mikej89 Senior Stratmaster

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    I was already feeling depressed on this rainy day lol...
     
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    ahhh, HS....
    you promised not to post erotic photos...remember?
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    this is my new lose weight diet program.
     
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    Bazz Jass Chairman of the Fingerboard Silver Member

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    I had to empty my live-in grandma's bed pan and clean her dentures every day...

    When I was 14...

    :confused:
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    grody.
     
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    Tone Deaf Most Honored Senior Member

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    Time to have her visit the Podiatrist.
     
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    Groovey Dr. Stratster

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    Oh dude. My dad had this. I feel your pain. Man up and just snip em back. Or take her in for a pedi. Give good tip.
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    not sure what that is.....dont they study dinosaur toenals?
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    absolutely friggin not. ain't happenin.
    ill kill for her but keep them nasty feet away.
     
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    stratnutz Senior Stratmaster

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    They have professionals that do that, I was my mothers gaurdian and delt with that issue.
    Its actually a doctor that does it.
     
  12. simoncroft

    simoncroft You could wire it that way, but it won't work Silver Member

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    I suspect the foot deformation may be the result of wearing pointy-toed stilettos back in the day. Whatever, your poor dear grandma needs some professional intervention, IMO.
     
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    Just cut the whole foot off and start from scratch.
     
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    Paperback Rocker Do it or screw it.

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    facepalm.gif
     
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    bad.jpg :plol
     
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    Snakes,
    Very dangerous...
    You go first.

    I already did.
     
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    :eek: LAME! Diabetes?
     
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    Time to bust out the dremel..and put a dryer sheet in your mask.. there is a smell to it.

    You're welcome
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    lol that's not my grandmas foot. i found that pic on the interwebs.
     
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