Pilk the Prophet ,...The Predictions

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by pilk, Apr 10, 2015.

  1. pilk

    pilk Banned

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    The war on drugs will cease as well as the war on poverty and crime. Finally the chosen few will declare war on war and lose the war. Then they will declare war on declaring war on anything except declaring war on declaring war.




    Genetically modified foods will be done away with as they come full circle and tomatoes start looking like goats wearing miniskirts.

    A band will become famous. This band will do covers by the band Korn but in a beefed-up blues style Cream Style Korn will be the name .
     
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  2. Flyingfrets

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    Would any of this be reason why my teeth itch?

    Frankly, I'm troubled because now my feet smell like the backseat of a Pontiac Bonneville and one of my testicles has been talking some really weird stuff to me lately.

    Signs of the coming apocalypse?
     
  3. Hoob

    Hoob Senior Stratmaster

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    Pilk...are..you going to be ok?
     
  4. tery

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    - Cream Style Korn - does kind of have a ring to it ! ;)
     
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    You are over thinking this. Take a nap and see if the situation changes. ENJOY!!!
     
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    As usual, it's all because of John Denver.
     
  7. Flyingfrets

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    I KNEW IT!!!