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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Baelzebub, Aug 21, 2021.
“He only takes tips!”
That dog would bite you!
"Shoot the dog! Shoot the dog!"
"I didn't say it twice, that was an echo."
"Well, ya don't expect a one-legged bloke to chase himself down a kangaroo, now do you?" (With apologies to our friends in Oz.)
"Oh, I'm sorry....are you WHALES from Scotland?" (With apologies to our friends in the UK.)
"Forty pounds of lutefisk!" (With apologies to our friends in the Scandinavian countries.)
"That's nuthin', you should see how he makes doughnuts!" (With apologies to almost everyone.)
What's really sad is, I know the lead-ins to almost all of the ones posted, and most of the other punch-lines I know would get me permanently banned.
" No, but if you hum a few bars of it..."
"Because this is a hardware store."
I know them for the first two at least and they're excellent!
But ya fu*k one goat...
“1 or 2, 1 oooor 2”.
"No, because I'm trying to give you a physical".
"....that's a knife."
"Got any bread?"
"They had a gun pointed at our heads five minutes ago, and now you wanna have dinner?! How are you not scared!?"
"I was scared whe he pointed the gun at us. I'm not scared now. How long do want me to be scared for?"
"And that's just the first guy"
"What--- You really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
«Nei, men jeg synes jeg dro kjensel på han med bollekinn og sigar».
"Well, I like to fish and she has worms."
Do you really think I asked for a ten-inch PIANIST???
A whopper with cheese.