Reached a milestone today and not sure I feel good about it.

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Antstrat, Oct 20, 2021.

What does this mean?

Poll closed Oct 27, 2021.
  1. Yes. you are creeping towards geezerdom and feeding pidgeons in the park.

    28.6%
  2. No. You are simply a man of leisure and want to be comfy at home.

    44.2%
  3. Aunt Bee in a string bikini

    13.0%
  4. What? You are abby normal for NOT owning a pair. Get a grip idiot!

    23.4%
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  1. elduderinoTF

    elduderinoTF Sweatin' Bullets

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    Sweat pants in TX cause a condition known as Swamp Ass. I literally wear shorts and chanclas year round unless I'm at work.
     
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  2. JB74

    JB74 Senior Stratmaster

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    That's taking this conversation past the permissible thought process limit.

    Big brother is watching you now.
     
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  3. Stratafied

    Stratafied Dr. Stratster

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    When you start wearing them to the grocery store, yes be concerned. EBIDIS doesn’t even do that.
     
  4. Antstrat

    Antstrat Dr. Stratster

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    He doesn't wear any pants to the grocery store.
     
  5. Stratafied

    Stratafied Dr. Stratster

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    I’d pay top dollar for a pic of aunt Bee in a string bikini.
     
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  6. Stratafied

    Stratafied Dr. Stratster

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    I just got done eating……
     
  7. Believer7713

    Believer7713 The Pink Bunnyman Frankenstein Silver Member

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    Lol
    Let me guess now. Your the one that reported my post in my own thread. Aren't you?
     
  8. Antstrat

    Antstrat Dr. Stratster

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    PM sent and I don't do PayPal, cash only.
     
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  9. Boubou

    Boubou Senior Stratmaster Gold Supporting Member

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    Sweat pants are ok, as long as you wear them only in your basement during a snowstorm
     
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  10. Impulsive guppy

    Impulsive guppy Strat-O-Master Gold Supporting Member

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    Not a geezer unless they are velvety
     
  11. henderman

    henderman Dr. Stratster

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    you can increase your fashion prowess by adding socks and sandals with a discount blemished t-shirt now that you have the sweatpants and go to a waffle house.
     
  12. Stratafied

    Stratafied Dr. Stratster

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    I can agree to the terms, she’s worth it.
     
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  13. abnormaltoy

    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather

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    Hey man...lighten up, it was just that one time...and I think it had more to do with the mushrooms than any conscious decision.


    at least I remember my speedo.
     
  14. JB74

    JB74 Senior Stratmaster

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    Now you get to eat it twice ;)
     
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  15. Antstrat

    Antstrat Dr. Stratster

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    Your head will spin like Linda Blair.
     
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  16. abnormaltoy

    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather

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    Man, there are things you ought not wish for...
     
  17. Chuck8436

    Chuck8436 Senior Stratmaster

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    Laughed out loud
     
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  18. Eric_G

    Eric_G Strat-O-Master

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    Now you know the next step is a track suite and early opening walks at the shopping mall !
     
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  19. Stratafied

    Stratafied Dr. Stratster

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    I can’t help it !!!
     
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  20. abnormaltoy

    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather

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    The worst thing is, when late in the day, maybe at the grocery store, you squat to pick up something and break the cheek seal...
     
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