"Secret Asian Man" -- a game

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    'Oh-oh, me ears are alight' Desmond Dekker
     
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    "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
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    "Hold me closer," Tiny Dancer".
    Elton John, Tiny Dancer

    Friend of mine, pig-headed enough that he probably still insists on this today:
    "You always said that pot would never do you wrong"
    for
    "You always said the cards would never do you wrong"
    Bob Seger, Still the Same

    Me:
    "The smell of that chick just put my spine out or place"
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    "This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place".
    - David Bowie, Suffragette City

    For the last one... As of today, Apple Music has the lyric:
    "This mellow black chick just put my spine out of place".
     
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    Jimi used to joke about the mis-heard lyric and sometimes sang " 'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" just for fun.
     
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    Holy crap, on AC/DC, I used to think the same exact thing when I was a kid! The monotonous chorus chant reinforced it!

    My all time favorite is VH’s Everybody Wants Some, whats that part, when it sounds like Dave is singing “ a cheeka looka like a looking for a moopie”! WTF?!?!!

    Their lyrics (VH) are the hardest to understand!
     
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    S'queeze me, while I kiss this guy

    Can't find the butter m'am

    I'll never be your pizza burnin'

    It's been five years since I broke my nose (tough one - Message in a Bottle)
     
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    I remember, as a kid, I listened to paranoid about 100x trying to write down all the lyrics...got it all right except the last line, which I found out, recently actually, I had wrong all this time...mine was much darker.

    the song ends with “I tell you to enjoy life, I wish I could but now it’s too late”. For decades I thought he said “end your life, I wish I could but now it’s too late.” I figured he ended up in an institution on suicide watch or something.

    geezer’s lyrics were much better than my dark pre-teen brain was hearing.
     
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    Duh. You’re not serious, right? Just a little too obvious.
     
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    Several in my life. The most embarrassing was from Aerosmith's "Last Child" where the lyrics go "..just a punk in the street," I heard (and sang loudly) ".. In a bucket of three." Like a bucket of chicken. Have never lived that one down among a certain group of friends.
     
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    I'm pretty sure the "Running with a deadbolt" was me.
     
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    I couldn't remember who, and didn't want to take credit, but I remember it cracked me up...

    :D
     
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    Someone Shaved My Wife Tonight..
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    ELO, Don't Bring Me Down, "Bruce"

    It's actually "Groose" which Jeff Lynne has said is actually just a no meaning word that he threw in there. I remember seeing him on VH1 Storytellers telling the story, and said "#&@* it, I'll say "Bruce" as well". Apparently it's actually a German word for "greetings", but he didn't know that.
     
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    You
    Coulda
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    Picked
    Some other time...
    Just
    Just
    How's bout
    August 6
    Or
    February 19th
    Or
    Just any other day...
    Really...
    Or
    December 29th
     
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    Hmmm...I thought that was "scuse me while I puke and die"

    (No disrespect to the great Mr. Hendrix of course!)