In the market for a guitar, so I've again taken to trawling Gumtree/FB Marketplace. I had forgotten how entertaining it is, in a scratch-your-head-and-wonder kind of way. So, assuming I'm not the only person who gets a strange kick out of the weird and wonderful classifieds, here's a thread for those ads that make you shake your head and go 'WTF?'. Here's one from the Minimalist School ... no photo, no description. With the added twist of a touch of menace.