Should I buy this?

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Ebidis, Nov 28, 2021.

  1. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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  2. Cerb

    Cerb Anti conformist reformist

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    Why? Don't you already have a Telecaster?
     
  3. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    Two actually. But I could use this as a spare.
     
  4. abnormaltoy

    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather

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    Yes! I think you should buy it, just think what the guys would say when you bring it into the local open mic night.
     
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    soulman969 Most Honored Senior Member

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    Like I always say. Tele's are the easiest guitars in the world to modify.
     
  6. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    Doesn't matter what they say. I wouldn't hear them over the $990,000 +$150 shipping awesomeness.
     
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    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather

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    Oh crap wait a minute! That's a dollar sign, I thought it was in rubles.
     
  8. Lovnmesomestrat

    Lovnmesomestrat Senior Stratmaster

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    You not only should buy this but you MUST!!!

    I can just imagine the jealousy of the guys in the audience as their lady friends look longingly at your iPhone monstrosity (IF ya know what I mean..).

    LMSS
     
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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon

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    It will stop working when they update the OS...
     
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    I thought it was supposed to be a rubik's cube look at first glance
     
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    Maybe you can install BIAS on it or something.. Built in the guitar.
     
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  12. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    A Rubik's cube guitar would be amazing. Especially if it worked as a Rubik's cube.
     
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    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    iPhones come with Garage Band free.
     
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    Fenderbaum Strat-O-Master

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    All in one package.. I´d say its a bargain.
     
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    Leofender Senior Stratmaster Silver Member

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    The 15 SIMM CARDS would make synchronization with the drummer in Lagos so easy and with zero latency.
    Finally, Apple have seen the marketing opportunities to stream guitars live!
    Presumably, they will release the new app iTones in the next IOS service pack.
     
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    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

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    That would still be $13k… o_O
     
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    Boubou Senior Stratmaster Gold Supporting Member

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    If you buy it, think about the planned obsolescence built into it
     
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  18. heltershelton

    heltershelton Vivamus libero Vivamus duris

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    if you dont buy it, some other idiot will.
     
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    stormsedge Senior Stratmaster Gold Supporting Member

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    Does Otter make a case for it?
     
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    oatsoda Puck of Paradox

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    May not be very PC these days, but I won’t pay more for recycled than for new.
     
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