So True.

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Stratafied, Jan 14, 2022 at 10:22 AM.

  1. Stratafied

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    heltershelton Vivamus libero Vivamus duris

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    sam_in_cali Scream for me Strat-Talk! Silver Member

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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon

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    guitarchaeologist Guitartist Silver Member

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    That is what I see every single time I play guitar in the mirror. Are you saying that's not truth? :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    More like rode hard and put away wet.
     
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    Baelzebub Dr. Stratster

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    Golly whillikers Wally! You mean stuff in advertising and one the internet isn't true????
     
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    Tone Deaf Stratosaurus Magnificus Platinum Supporting Member

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    What is always advertised

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    What you actually get…

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    Some lemon oil and 0000 grade wire wool should sort that! Well it works on a Strat! :p
     
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    @heltershelton that is so true. One time I met this gal on a dating site. Her profile pic looked like a young Katie Couric. When I met her the whites of her eyes were totally yellow and she stunk so bad from smoking. In reality she was even more gross than Aileen Wornos.

    So I excused myself to the restroom, and slipped out the back of the restaurant. I hope she enjoyed the drinks, as she was drunk already, and I didn’t pay for them. Talk about a false advertisement.
     
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    heltershelton Vivamus libero Vivamus duris

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    i would have done the same as you.
     
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    50 Ways to leave your lover….
    #1 Just slip out the back, Jack

    :thumb::thumb::thumb:
     
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    I would reply to this thread but I cant trust myself:eek:
     
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    Wow !!
     
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    Hyperbole, smoke n mirrors, bait and switch, It's the foundation of our commercial culture.
     
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    yeah, it was pretty clear she had hepatitis
     
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    This reminds me of the movie Falling Down with Michael Douglass. There's a good scene in a fast food joint. He completely snaps in that movie.
     
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