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Stole a towel from...

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Jerseystratfiend, Oct 18, 2020 at 7:44 AM.

  1. Jerseystratfiend

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    ...my mum's place. She is a big fan of The King. Mind you, I know the lyrics to most of his songs as they were burnt into my brain as a child being always played in the car.

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    What kind of depraved reprobate steals from his own mother? :rolleyes:

    I know all the lyrics too. ;)
     
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    Hey! Your picture on a towel, but they spelt your name wrong....o_O
     
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    They always spell my name wrong.
     
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    Can you spell existentialism?
     
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    What does that have to do with towels?
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    If you don't know, I'm not gonna bother explaining.
     
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    There's somebody at the door....

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    That's Mr. Fatso to you boy.

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    Stealing from your own Mother... the shame.
     
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    That poor old lady is probably looking all over for her towel !
     
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    I too have stolen towels! Is there some psychological link between Stratocasters and cotton-kleptomania? One should always know where one’s towel is, but actual pilferage may be a bit beyond the pale.

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    Thing is i had to steal it... after all the time i spent as a child moaning about how rubbish Elvis was when she played his records incessantly, I could never now admit to her that I actually like The King.
     
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    Just think
    if it were Nelson Eddy...
    Whatta towel...
     
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    My mother used to steal toilet rolls from pubs.
     
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    She sounds like a character.
     
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