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Strat-talk laugh thread

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Guy Named Sue, Oct 16, 2020 at 5:06 AM.

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    A little history lesson, for those of you who don't know 1980s chart music.

     
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  12. Guy Named Sue

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    Spooky lol
     
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    I just poured my Leffe in my daughters glass she used for orange juice. Damn.

    I’m not wasting a Leffe

    At least it wasn’t milk
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Especially the cross eyed ones
     
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    everyone is crossed eyed at closing time
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Even playing field.
    Waking up next to the real deal is the scary part
     
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    went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.
     
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    We used to call that a coyote morning
    You know
    Chew your own arm off just to get outta there
     
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