It'd only be playable around here for a few days before becoming hopelessly buried in clutter . Shhhh...
I was expecting a Fender table. Fender made coffee or end tables in the shape of Strat and Precision headstocks. Here's an example. Now, everybody and his dog is flogging tables in the shape of Fender bodies. Of course there's this thing. Again, the question is "Why?" I guess it's because it could be done.