For $1500 a Stratocaster should have Blue Tooth and wifi and direct usb inputs and outputs to recording sources, onboard electronic tuner, digital volume and tone controls and maybe a built in player mode like the old player pianos. Vintage whatever, this has been the space age for at least five decades. It probably should be made of carbon fiber also so that it is environmentally correct. An onboard wireless microphone so that you can do voice accompaniment conveniently. I am just saying. Even Harley Davidson's are getting water cooling today.