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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Guy Named Sue, Mar 13, 2020.
Need a mask?
Guys I would like to announce today that I'm leaving my full-time job to whole heartedly commit to one thing, and that is to supply you guys with hand-wound toilet paper.
I've spent a huge sum to buy a Royal Cone Winder, this will be used to make only the best toilet paper ever, this machine is used to roll toilet paper for the Royal Family in England. Believe me, you wouldn't want to go back to your usual store bought TP's. This stuff will change your life, you'd wish you could take a huge dump every hour just so that you can use this stuff.
My 100 first customer's will receive a scented candle. Order now before the stuff is gone!
Can also provide you for an extra upcharge our legendary Texas signature Wide Roll
You Crack me up.
Hey, do your own wiping man. I don't provide royal wiping for other people's cracks.
I was wondering how long it'd take you to re-ply
Speedy is my middle name
Good because we’re starting to run low.
I'll be there for you through wet and dry.
Who needs toilet paper when I personally have a closet full of rhinestone encrusted cowboy hats.
This isn't silly but it is a scathing chronicle of cluelessness that will make you laugh....
Thats a really nice looking winder. Was wondering if I could custom order a set of scatterwound with alnico 2 pole pieces.
That was well put lol
Of course, I'd be delighted. This is Timmy, he is our scatterwound TP expert. He will handle your order.
I don't overuse the word..but it was epic!