The one and only official Corona-silly thread

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Guy Named Sue, Mar 13, 2020.

  1. ukoldgit

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    Reflections on 2020:
    1. The worst thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner.
    2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
    3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
    4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came to my house & told my dog.... We had a good laugh.
    5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
    6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
    7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a global policy, but here we are!
    8. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to the Backyard. I’m getting tired of the Living Room.
    9. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go up to a bank clerk with a mask on and ask for money.
     
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    they were all pretty funny ukoldgit, but this
    cracked me up!
     
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    Slightly off topic,
     
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    Wow! How did this 1+ year old thread survive?

    There is that sad, to say.
     
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