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Top 5 Best Cables for Players 2020

Discussion in 'The Effect effect' started by The-Kid, Feb 5, 2020.

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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    I had a buddy that used to chew berry flavored bubble gum.....every time the dude would fart it smelled like berrypoop.
     
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    I gotta pit bull, and her farts are way less stinky than mine. Must be thankful for the Hill’s science diet. Although, if I feed her chili all bets are off:eek:
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    that same buddy, when we were teens, had a Doberman named Kublik, and it would let out some of the worst dogfarts ever, and when he did, before we caught it, he would slowly walk out of the room, head hung low. when we saw him do that, we knew we were about to get it.
     
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    This thread really turned out to be whole lotta crap.
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    I think its ok to hijack this one now.
     
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    I did learn some things from this thread though. Mainly that I didn’t know anything about cables, I just happened to get introduced to the best I’ve ever used through a trusted mom and pop operation. I learned that I should lay off the meat if I’m sharting too much, and I think we can all agree that this thread has come to a close. Gotta give @The-Kid a break though. I’m sure he only meant to try and help. And he did answer some questions I had when I PM’d him. So that was really helpful.
    Oh, and I fed Abby the pit bull pizza tonight. I reckon it can’t be any worse than chili I suppose.
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    the kid is a good guy. ive actually talked with him on the phone. I guess I would pee on him if he was on fire.:p
     
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    I agree.
     
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    Jason D Senior Stratmaster

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    I’d like to stick with dogs farting. When my dog farts, its always a squealer and he always looks back at it like “what the **** was that?”
     
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    No its not.

    I leave for ten minutes and......


    Damn!!!!




    :)
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    everything got said.
    its over.
    its already jacked.
     
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    :(

    Proceed with fartin' and a poopin'


    :)
     
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    I will be taking a fat break guys and well thanks fellas its been fun and well I think I need a break now on this one as fun as its been.


    Just need to have fun and focus on playing for now. Maybe get back on this in summer or whenever the hell the new cables get released.

    Hope people find this useful and well I think we all had our bits to say and we will just have the reader have to come up with their conclusions and beliefs.

    Cheers fellas and hasta luego cables.


    Time to put some more focus on my playing ....... And some time on the Concept for the Reissue Plus whenever possible.....

    Cheers


    :)
     
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    Thanks man.....

    I guess

    Hahhahahaha

    :p
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    are you sure?
     
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    Whatever you do....dont give her the left over pizza....Dogs and cheese dont mix well hahhahaa
     
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    The real brown sound lol
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    nothin I do is fake bruddah
     
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