Unbelievable

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Wrighty, May 5, 2021.

  1. madmtnmotors

    madmtnmotors Just Blundering My Way Through

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    There was no mention of a gun, just a "fire" arm...

    :D
     
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    Cerb Anti conformist reformist

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  3. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    Smoking while pumping
    Happens here in HillBillyLand
    A lot....

    {
    It's never happened
    Ergo
    It never will
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    Mentality(and am playing fast and loose with the word)
     
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  4. nadzab

    nadzab Play Don't Worry Silver Member

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    We seem to have a few a bit slow on the up-take here....;)
     
  5. cranky

    cranky Senior Stratmaster

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    And, just for comparison, around here crimes ranging from voter fraud to bestiality carry sentences of up to 5 years' prison and up to $10k as Class C felonies.
     
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    Exhead Strat-Tinkerer Gold Supporting Member

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    I knew it was coning just didn't know what it was.
     
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    Gonflyn Strat-Talker

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    Glad to see that the U.S. is not the only place that has a dip$hit epidemic.
     
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  8. StratMike10

    StratMike10 Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    There has always been a healthy share of dumb humans. What's increasing is the media's thirst for publishing trash.
     
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    nutball73 Senior Stratmaster

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    Boy are you lot slow....
     
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    w teeth Strat-Talk Member

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    LOL. I didn't read the last sentence smh
     
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    StratMike10 Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    Another example of mixing causation with correlation.


    "I'm noticing more dipshits now than before, therefore there must be more dipshits"

    Not so. The only reason you see more dipshits in the present is because now they have a voice.
     
  12. StratMike10

    StratMike10 Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    guilty as charged (rolls eyes at self)
     
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    thomquietwolf Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    It's called

    Somebody did a Dookie in the Gene Pool...
     
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    Censport Strat-Talker Platinum Supporting Member

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    Humor served my favorite way: Dry.
     
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    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985

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    Speaking of dipsh**s, How did so many of you miss that this was a pun?

    "waving a firearm"? :rolleyes:
     
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    ukoldgit Most Honored Senior Member

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    That Darwin geezer woz a slick piece of work methinks:whistling:
     
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  17. cranky

    cranky Senior Stratmaster

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    I chose to just keep walking. It's not really funny, it's like a 5th grade Fozzie Bear joke. Except longer.
     
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    Wrighty Most Honored Senior Member

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    Yep!
     
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    Wrighty Most Honored Senior Member

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    Er........it’s a joke?
     
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  20. Wrighty

    Wrighty Most Honored Senior Member

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    Increasingly we’ve got instructions on how to pay using your mobile right under the notice banning the use of mobiles.