Van Damme vs Segal

[Nate D]

 

[thomquietwolf]

K

Kicking & tripping
Kicking & tripping

 

[rolandson]

Akido...
Merely assisting jerks to enjoy their existential relationship with a brick wall...with kindness.

and a gentle push.

 

[Murdog]

Love them both! I give Seagal the edge for cheesy 80's/90's movies. Chuck Norris still takes the cake!

 

[3bolt79]

That was so funny

 

[Nate D]

That was so funny

I watch these sometimes and my wife thinks I’m insane because I’m literally belly laughing at them. Lol

 

[3bolt79]

I wonder if Seagal is diabetic. That could explain his rotund appearance these days. It doesn’t matter, I will always remember him as the braggart that messed himself.

 

[Nate D]

I wonder if Seagal is diabetic. That could explain his rotund appearance these days. It doesn’t matter, I will always remember him as the braggart that messed himself.

Wait… he messed himself?!?

 

[CigBurn]

I dunno.. Studied Kenpo for over 30 years so I have a bias.

But you just can't argue with that level of science.

 

[3bolt79]

Who will survive this fight and get the girl? Van damme or Segal? Why Van Damme of course.

Vandamme looks like a little snack, but Segal is the whole buffet. The raptor will need significant time to eat all of him. While Van Damme and the lady sneak away.

 

[circles]

Have they ever been in the same movie?

 

[StratoMutt]

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Who will survive this fight and get the girl? Van damme or Segal? Why Van Damme of course.

Vandamme looks like a little snack, but Segal is the whole buffet. The raptor will need significant to eat all of him. While Van Damme and the lady sneak away.

I've been hesitant on posting that image.

I never liked either of those tools. Hideous hair or whatever that is. Me thinks Segal no like carrot so much.

 

[Lucius Paisley]

Seagal could never do a JCVD. He doesn't have the self-awareness.

I guess this video gets copyright slammed by Seagal himself every so often, so excuse the subtitles over subtitles over, etc...

 

[AntStrat]

 

[jackblues]

I used to like Segal, until i found out how idiotic and horrible human being he is.

Van Damme is king.

 

[rolandson]

Oh.
I was supposed to ummm, watch the video.
Missed that part.

So I did. It was very entertaining.

I felt sorry for Segal. It's like that wherever he goes. He made a movie but somebody else was in it too so nobody cared about him. Guess that's what happens when ya make a movie with Gary Busey. That's the only Segal movie I've seen. It was excellent (steven segal gave me $20 to say that btw)

Neither of these two are Chuck Norris so it doesn't matter anyway, but I have a question:

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme Dutch, French or is he from Pennsylvania? The accent...I just can't tell.

 

[Oldboy]

I wonder if Seagal is diabetic. That could explain his rotund appearance these days.

It's because Putin keeps his pathetic stooge well fed.

 

[abnormaltoy]

Is Jean-Claude Van Damme Dutch, French or is he from Pennsylvania? The accent...I just can't tell.

The Muscles from Brussels Sprouts.

 

[somebodyelseuk]

Don't care about any of this crap, but Segal collects guitars, so he gets my vote.

 

[Lateralu_s]

lol