Why . . .

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  1. cranky

    cranky Senior Stratmaster

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    was the road crossed by Eric Clapton?

    (I love a good road joke)
     
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    ... because the last person pissed off at him, because of a careless remark he made 50 years ago, was coming toward him, and he wanted to avoid being on the same side of the street...

    IBTL
     
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    To get away from the haters, who are perfect in every way. At least in their minds.
     
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  4. cranky

    cranky Senior Stratmaster

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    No no no. I said I love a good road joke.
     
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    The road was crossed by Eric Clapton in order to transport people away from his petri dish of a concert
     
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    So he wouldn't get creamed.
     
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    He saw a bloody, severed arm in the jaws of a strange, dead alien creature, and he was pulled, subconsciously toward still warm creature, toward the dimming, yet still flickering giant blue eye, and in that moment, remembered a distant planet he explored and came across a similar looking eye sculpture, and knew at that moment, who he was and where he should be going, and that his life, as a time traveling spaceman, would never be the same. He wept.
     
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    He was at the crossroads?

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    …I’ll show myself out.
     
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    He could have played a king on Game of Thrones
     
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    he was chasing a chicken
     
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    Cause there was a good bbq place over there an he had the munchies :whistling::p:D
     
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    Too much trolling on here lately :thumbd:
     
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    His stupid answer is a joke.
     
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    To get to the other side of reality?
     
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    To get to the 5W Tweed.
     
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    It was his guitar festival .

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    ...to keep breathing while he got to the other side.
     
  20. cranky

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    No, please stay. I've just put on a pot of coffee.
     
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