You've all done this and i know it

thomquietwolf

Dr. Stratster
Gold Supporting Member
Silver Member
Dec 2, 2010
19,941
Peardale CA
SCENE:

MRS. Comes home from Safeway super market...
In the bags
Bottle of
Glenfidich 12rs.
As required
Open it
Turn it up and slurp...
Honey this great
Immediately start singing "The Yellow Rose of Texas"
Kitten starts howling...
I go spark up the laptop....
Cruise to GC...
Buy a used Squier bullet HH Mustag $119.00 plus tax license and handling

You know
You know
You've done it
 

CalicoSkies

Most Honored Senior Member
Gold Supporting Member
Jun 10, 2013
7,056
Beaverton, OR, USA
I rarely drink.. I haven't bought anything just after drinking. Is that a good or bad sign about my impulse purchases? I can't use the excuse that I had been drinking.
 

vlxerdon

Senior Stratmaster
Jan 31, 2013
1,252
Coastal Georgia
I used to drink. Woke up at 5 am in the middle of a truck weigh scale about 80 miles from where I should have been. No idea how I got there. I don't drink anymore and I don't know how I got here. Guess it wasn't the booze.
 


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